Graffitti on the Bathroom Wall

This is why I make so many decisions with rock-paper-scissors. ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:41:32 -0400

This is why I make so many decisions with rock-paper-scissors. Beautifully put.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:31:37 -0400

balcil: ask-the-10th-doctor: vanillabobo: lastglimpsetheatre: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:29:31 -0400

ask-the-10th-doctor:

vanillabobo:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

omg HOW??

The last one… WTF?!

It CHANGED

Oh my God, you guise! I got the “wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey” gif!

historical-nonfiction: The unbroken seal on King Tut’s tomb.

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:28:50 -0400

historical-nonfiction:

The unbroken seal on King Tut’s tomb.

Today in Depressing History: May 21, 1924: Leopold and Loeb kill Bobby Franks in attempt to commit the "perfect murder"

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:55:15 -0400

Today in Depressing History: May 21, 1924: Leopold and Loeb kill Bobby Franks in attempt to commit the "perfect murder":

depressinghistory:

On May 21, 1924, law students Nathan Leopold and Richard Loeb kidnapped and murdered 14-year-old Bobby Franks in an attempt to commit a “perfect crime”. The pair had met at the University of Chicago as teenagers, and both intended to become lawyers. They had become enamored with Nietzsche, and…

I want this lip gloss. I have no reason to wear it, like,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:21:15 -0400

I want this lip gloss. I have no reason to wear it, like, ever. And I would wind up a hot mess within the first minute of putting it on. But for that first minute, I would feel sexy as hell.

(218): Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:14:08 -0400

(218): Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:05:31 -0400

Today in Depressing History: May 20, 1940: First prisoners arrive at Auschwitz

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:58:35 -0400

Today in Depressing History: May 20, 1940: First prisoners arrive at Auschwitz:

depressinghistory:

On May 20, 1940, the first prisoners arrived at the Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz in occupied Poland. The camp was built by forced labor from the residents of Oświęcim, and nearby villages and towns were depopulated in order to keep the camp isolated. The arrivals to the camp was a group of…

sassafras-with-class: trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpan...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:53:10 -0400

sassafras-with-class:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

i had a self defense teacher say that it is better not to knee or hit them in the groin because he can double forward but grab onto you on his way down

Also, if you’re taller, go for a solid head-butt to the nose - the bones shatter with very little force, and the pain and instant tears are pretty debilitating.

deepfriedtwinkie: I want to appear offline in real life I have never read anything more...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:56:38 -0400

deepfriedtwinkie:

I want to appear offline in real life

I have never read anything more stunningly accurate.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:55:54 -0400

wearejohnlocked: every-body-lives: rose-9-10: captkylej: hope...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:54:26 -0400

wearejohnlocked:

every-body-lives:

rose-9-10:

captkylej:

hopeyouhateit:

I HAD TO MAKE A GIF BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND ONE
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS
I JUST

You now realize that the reason that the angels didn’t get her here is because THE CAMERA COUNTED AS SOMEONE WATCHING THEM.

And the only time the angels moved was when sally blocked them from the view of the camera

This episode breaks the fourth wall in more ways than one. This shows that even the audience can be part of a Doctor Who episode. Whovians, you’ve always wanted to be in an episode. ”Blink” was the first. You also hear the Doctor talking to you about the statues. The “Don’t Blink” speech we know by heart. And…what about the angel in the window? If Sally wasn’t looking at that one, then why didn’t it move?

Because we were watching it.

Accepted.

hitlervevo: when the smart kid gets a bad grade when couples at school break up fights over...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:51:20 -0400

hitlervevo:

when the smart kid gets a bad grade

when couples at school break up

fights over facebook comments

girls crying over their school pictures

can we all just talk about how sadistic we are

Welcome to the internet.

isaustinagirl: ryeisenberg: leeeeni: thebeabook: doctorbeifon...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:36:19 -0400

isaustinagirl:

ryeisenberg:

leeeeni:

thebeabook:

doctorbeifong:

A truly MINDBLOWING lesson on the origin of American Southern accents.

The gif could not be more perfect in describing what just happened.

yay historical linguistics!

This is so cool!

love this

i’m the only one in my family without a strong southern drawl.

This is fantastic.

Historical Nonfiction: When Did Americans Stop Speaking Like The British?

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:24:43 -0400

Historical Nonfiction: When Did Americans Stop Speaking Like The British?:

historical-nonfiction:

Before and during the American Revolution, the English, both in England and in the colonies, mostly spoke with a rhotic accent. The rhotic accent means that all hard r’s were pronounced, like “hard.” Once we had the first sound recordings after the American Revolution, some three hundred years…

Oh. My. Fucking. GOD!

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:49:26 -0400

I just did the sugar-oil-citrus juice thing (that I reblogged from glambreakfast). I didn’t even put on the “second coat of wax”, and my legs feel AMAZING. Like, I can’t stop touching them. All of you followers that shave (and I do mean shave ANYTHING), DO THIS. Go. Now. I’ll wait.

I know, right?

did-you-kno: Source

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:51:46 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

You know what to do…

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:44:38 -0400

You know what to do…

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: [TW Sexual Assault] A guy once asked me if the “curtains match the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:09:59 -0400

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

[TW Sexual Assault]

A guy once asked me if the “curtains match the drapes” and then forcefully tried to shove his hand up my skirt.

(submitted by anonymous)

…or down my pants.